It is too late now Because You have not been paying attention

..watches, ugly beyond most words currently in use on this planet..

(no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no..)

and

(why why why why why why why why why why why why why..)

pt1

i'll try and get a "better" pic of these watch-monstrosities the next time i'm at söderpunkten. don't think the lady in the shop was too happy about me taking photos of, and mocking the utter ugliness of "her" watches..

..lovable thomas (incl. lovable dummy and a lovable baby blanket!)..

(no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no..)

and

(why why why why why why why why why why why why why..)

pt2

imagine hugging the realistic baby doll thomas! (yes, imagine that...*shudder*)

this adorable little baby doll boy is completely impossible to resist! (eek!)

thomas is a masterpiece within the doll making industry and he's made from realtouch TM vinyl (!)

comes with lovable accessories! (a dummy, lovable?)

make sure you reserve your copy of this high-quality, limited edition doll today!

the above are the bradford exchange's words and their useless translator AND even more useless proof reader (i found no less than two major spelling mistakes and 15+ grammatical errors in the text..)!

(i feel sort of quite dirty linking to BE's website...but you just HAVE TO check it out. creepy-weirdout value: 10/10! - who buys this sh.. stuff? and why? ...it's not even marketed to kids, it's dolls for adults...and YES, i realise how pervy that sounds...and IT IS!)

..chix..

(the chicks have emerged!!!)

(blogger has FINALLY added a spell check tool...no more lame excuses for my poor spelling!)

(blog title: excerpt from 2+2=5radioheadhailtothethief)